I don’t mean to be a dick, but does Greg Oden from Ohio State’s basketball team have Marfan Syndrome with a side of Progeria or what? That dude is 19 years old, and he looks like he should be attending his own Pro Basketball Hall of Fame induction, talking about how much better the game was before they used backboards and shit.
Even more curious is his team picture this year. Here he is with his coach, Thad Matta:
Do you see what I’m talking about? I’m just saying if you make Robert Wadlow
look like Muggsy Bogues, you should see a geneticist or something. Bro’s heart’s gonna go out if he’s not careful.
I remember when basketball was played with a wastebasket and a pig’s bladder. We didn’t have those fancy shoes that all them whippersnappers wear now a days.
Basketball went downhill once they made it so you could dribble the ball. And shoot! What’s the world comin’ to…