Someone out there is doing something right now that is seriously not cool. I can’t say for sure, but it really feels like someone is up to no good. I have this neighbor who sits in his garage all the time and reads. What’s up with that? I bet he’s a gay. That’s probably some unusual porno he’s reading, with titillating pictures of pubic hair and things.
I can assure you of one thing, though: I do not support that behavior. It’s just not right, and I’m telling you that I disagree with it right here and right now. I mean, come on. Why can’t people just do normal stuff? Is it that hard?
Well, I guess it is, and that’s why there’s things like jail. I fully support the financing of jails, because we need places for weirdos. They can just sit there until they learn how to act normal. I’m very serious about this.
