Thanks to an almost-unheard-of rebound in the number of hits this site receives, the capitalist a-holes up at corporate want me to start updating it more regularly. Regularlier. Hey, that’s almost a palamino! Palestine. Paleontologist. What’s it called when a word can be reversed and still spell the same thing?
The internet confirms my original guess of “palamino.” Well done, Swampy. And thank you for further substantiating my genius, Wiktionary.
Anyway, stay the hell away from here. I may have to update this blog or face dire consequences, but you don’t have to read it. You’re only making it worse, and keeping the corporate fat cats fat. And corporate. And… cats. So yeah.
I also have to use this stupid new “rebranding” thing. Screw that. The gorilla on the White House stays. Dale, my lawyer, says I just have to put their yuppie garbage somewhere on the site, so here it is. Enjoy the fruits of your errant clicking, jerkweeds:
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