Blah blah blah, I changed the look of the blog. If you can’t see that, you don’t care, so I’m not going to waste any more time discussing it. If you don’t like it, let me know. I’m not exactly married to it.
The main reason for this post is to shed light on some rumors that have been swirling around. I’m just going to post the entire e-mail exchange between John Kreese and I, because there’s no better way to explain it. The only editing I did was the deletion of a lengthy explanation by John of his “Kreese’s Gambit,” both because he explained it better in an earlier post, and because he was really just talking about teabagging me.
From: Swampy Pendergrass [mailto:swampy@chimpsofdestiny.com]
Sent: Tuesday, April 28, 2009 3:15 PM
To: ‘Kreese’
Cc:
Subject: Yesterday’s Post
John,
I don’t think this is working anymore. I’m the only one who thinks you’re funny, and that’s only because you’re so punchy from fighting that you’re like a walking cock that can type. You don’t contribute enough, and you’re starting to gross everyone out.
Sorry, buddy. If I ever start doing ads, I’ll give your dojo a free one for sticking with this as long as you have.
Good luck.
-Swampy
Swampalicious Pendergrass
CEO
Chimps of Destiny LLC
From: John Kreese [mailto:jkreese@gmail.com]
Sent: Tuesday, April 28, 2009 3:32 PM
To: ‘Swampy’
Cc:
Subject: Re: Yesterday’s Post
Hi Swampy
I cant under stand you when youre mouth is full of my cock… (edit -Swampy)
Suck it pussy.
John Kreese
Sensei
Cobra Kai Dojo
“Mercy is for the weak!”
So that went about as well as I’d figured it would. I send him a similar e-mail after every column he writes, but he just keeps uploading them, and I can’t delete him from the list of contributors.
On that note, I might be adding another voice to this site soon. I can’t say much, but I CAN tell you this: Stump’s not dead.
I find the Evil Sensei’s postings folksy and uplifting, much like a good ol’ fashioned radio broadcast from that most delightful Garrison Keillor.
you sound hot. you shoud come to teh cobra kai dojo and ill give you a lesson. a lesson about the kreese cock!
i mean well have sex.
if you want a karate lesson i will have to charge you.
sinceerly,
john kreese